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In a message dated 6/13/01 7:05:56 AM Eastern Daylight Time, troy at asan.com
writes:

> Why am I getting this vision of Martha Stewart's anaesthetic, droning
>  monotone, talking to herself when nobody is looking? She's alone in her
>  kitchen at 3:30 in the morning, wearing a ratty bathrobe and has some
>  kinda hairnet on, and probably some sort of skin cram or mud pack
>  obscuring her features... oh, and bunny slippers.
>
>  "Many residents of Al's Rent-'Em-By-The-Hour Trailer Park prefer to
>  squirt the Cheez Whiz directly into the mouth, to prevent messy spills.
>  And be sure to eat over the sink, so crumbs and loose teeth can be
>  washed easily down the drain..."

Martha Stewart is the fakiest person on this Earth. And she's also the
Anti-Christ. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Misha the Anti-Martha