[Sca-cooks] True sandwich
XvLoverCrimvX at aol.com
XvLoverCrimvX at aol.com
Wed Jun 13 11:54:43 PDT 2001
In a message dated 6/13/01 7:05:56 AM Eastern Daylight Time, troy at asan.com
writes:
> Why am I getting this vision of Martha Stewart's anaesthetic, droning
> monotone, talking to herself when nobody is looking? She's alone in her
> kitchen at 3:30 in the morning, wearing a ratty bathrobe and has some
> kinda hairnet on, and probably some sort of skin cram or mud pack
> obscuring her features... oh, and bunny slippers.
>
> "Many residents of Al's Rent-'Em-By-The-Hour Trailer Park prefer to
> squirt the Cheez Whiz directly into the mouth, to prevent messy spills.
> And be sure to eat over the sink, so crumbs and loose teeth can be
> washed easily down the drain..."
Martha Stewart is the fakiest person on this Earth. And she's also the
Anti-Christ. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Misha the Anti-Martha
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