[Sca-cooks] And this just in...

[Sue Clemenger]

Hey, Master A, would it be considered a "sound bite" if she yelled?
--Maire, strolling to The Rock, new kitten on her shoulder

Philip & Susan Troy wrote:
>
>> The horse, thinking it was being offered a treat after a vigorous
> workout, Bit the Hand that Did Not Feed It.
>
> No skin was broken, nobody seriously hurt, the celebrity judge was
> apparently highly offended and spoke at great length about ill-mannered
> horses, and the polite suggestion was made that perhaps the celebrity
> judge should learn a thing or two about equine behavior before
> attempting to be a Celebrity Judge at any future horse shows.
>
> Now, surely by now this incident is clouding over in your minds as yet
> another difficult-to-follow story courtesy of That Guy From New York.
> But in my family, this will live forever as The Day Rosemary's Horse Bit
> Martha Stewart...
>
> Adamantius (well, I expect the Reader's Digest wouldn't print it, and I
> had to tell _somebody_)