[Sca-cooks] A little diversion
Craig Jones.
craig.jones at airservices.gov.au
Mon Oct 29 15:01:59 PST 2001
Drakey here:
> Take the following test and determine your personal level of
culinary
> geekdom.
> Do you, or Have you ever:
>
> 1. Lectured complete strangers on the uses of unfamiliar foodstuffs?
Yup. All the time. Ad nauseaum.
> 2. Know what "rocket" is?
Yes. It's a salad green. I personaly really object to it's taste.
> 3. Sneered at the lazy yuppie scum who buy premade polenta at the
> supermarket?
You can't buy premade polenta. But I sneer at yuppie scum in
supermarkets for fun anyway.
> 4. Grown your own herbs?
Used to grow a heap including Lovage and Dong Quai. I now only grow
Lemon Thyme and Lemon grass.
> 5. Grown your own vegetables?
I'm never home enough to water them. They always die.
> 6. Grown your own wheat?
Nope. But I have grown my own mustard seed.
> 7. Foregone buying ice cream because the soup bones have taken over
your
> freezer?
No, but that's because I own an Ice Cream Maker and prefer to fill the
freezer with that.
> 8. Made your own demi-glace?
Once, a long time ago...
> 9. Own five mortars and pestles, but can't find your pepper mill?
4 M&P, one pepper mill but I prefer to use my Japanese ribbed M&P to
grind the pepper instead.
> 10. Consider your mother a heretic for buying premade pie crusts?
Mum. Bake a pie. Mwahhaaaaa. Mind you, I buy pre made pastry. Hand
made pastry for 80 pies is a pain.
> 11. Subscribe to seven cooking magazines but mooch newspapers from
your work colleages
I buy Food Ilustrated and Gourmet Traveller. Enough Gastro-porn
for one lad, but my work colleages mooch papers off me...
> 12. Stayed up late reading Escoffier, Brillat-Savarin, or Julia
Child?
Lately, It's been Marco Pierre White's White Heat. I feel naughty
when I read this book...
> 13. Say to yourself, "I can cook better than this" at a trendy
restaurant?
All the time. I go not to trendy restaurant's but restaurants that
take time to cook and serve food properly. I get disappointed all the
time but I have a few regular spots in Canberra that never disappoint.
> 14. Know the difference between a china cap and a chinoise?
A china cap is a strainer, a chinoise is a sausage right?
> 15. Fantasize about meeting Charles Ranhofer, James Beard, or
Martino da
No..
No. But I do fantasize about un-natural acts with a foursome...Me,
Delia Smith, Nigella Lawson, and a 6 liter container of white
chocolate mousse...
> 16. Brag about your 10-inch Dick?
No, but I do have a Nine inch Furi...
> 17. Know what the last question was about, you vulgar little
creature,
you?
Dick? Short for richard right? A knife brand perhaps?
> 18. Have a special carrying case for your knives, sharpening steel,
Nope. But I'm bad when it comes to knives.
> 19. Spend hours in the "Used Equipment" section of the restaurant
supply
> store?
2 words. Lous Catering. I once hired a slushy machine for a feast
but that's another story.
> 20. Kept a sourdough starter alive for more than two months?
Nope. But I'm not a bread maker.
Drakey...uber-cooking-geek...
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