[Sca-cooks] A little diversion
Nicolas Steenhout
vavroom at bmee.net
Mon Oct 29 15:45:44 PST 2001
Ok, I bite... :-)
> Take the following test and determine your personal level of
culinary
> geekdom.
> Do you, or Have you ever:
>
> 1. Lectured complete strangers on the uses of unfamiliar foodstuffs?
Yeah, and also been known to correct butchers and fish mongers at the local
Jewel when they say something stoopid...
> 2. Know what "rocket" is?
Isn't that when you eat too much habanero sauce? :-) Seriously though,
yeah, hard not to after a few years in the restaurant biz...
> 3. Sneered at the lazy yuppie scum who buy premade polenta at the
> supermarket?
Contrary to what someone said, you *can* buy premade polenta. It's really
rather disgusting, I'll prepare my own thank you, grilled, with a few wild
mushroom, garlic, olive oil.... Then convince grandpa that he should try
it, and "he ain't eatin' none of that stranger's food", until I tell him,
"da, it's like grits"... Well, it's not, but it worked ;-)
> 4. Grown your own herbs?
Don't have a garden, but... I grow bonsai... Rosemary makes wonderful
bonsai. So does oregano. :-)
> 5. Grown your own vegetables?
I am vegetable enough :-) Again, no space to grow anything, though I used
to at my dad's farm... does it count?
> 6. Grown your own wheat?
Nope, again, space question :-)
> 7. Foregone buying ice cream because the soup bones have taken over
your
> freezer?
Errr, no, I don't BUY ice cream, I make my own as I need it... Last try
was a caramel and honey ice cream. However, bones, we collect, yes, thank
you very much :-)
> 8. Made your own demi-glace?
Now, are you talking demi-glace, which is the Espagnole sauce to its
supreme degree of perfection (see Gringoire & Saulnier, and Escoffier), or
are you talking a severely reduced brown stock? In either case,
yes... Can't see why anyone wouldn't...
> 9. Own five mortars and pestles, but can't find your pepper mill?
No mortars nor pestles, neither a pepper mill... Call me a heretic, I'm
lazy. Better thing to do that crunch that whole stuff... I do, however,
own 4 electric coffee grinders that have never seen coffee.
> 10. Consider your mother a heretic for buying premade pie crusts?
She wouldn't buy premade crust. She wouldn't make pie... She can't make
jell-o to save her life!!! She can cook though, real well, it's just
anything related to baking and/or deserts just won't sink through for her!
> 11. Subscribe to seven cooking magazines but mooch newspapers from
your work colleages
I don't generally read newspapers, it's against my principles... The rest,
I go online to gather up :-)
> 12. Stayed up late reading Escoffier, Brillat-Savarin, or Julia
Child?
Ayup.
> 13. Say to yourself, "I can cook better than this" at a trendy
restaurant?
Most often, yeah... I tend not to do the "trendy" places, unless they
really are top notch... I get so disapointed paying lots of money for a
meal that's not worth it. But... I don't mind dropping $500 on a meal for
two if it's really worth it :-)
> 14. Know the difference between a china cap and a chinoise?
Ayup. And don't let me catch up mistreating the Chinois, at the price they
are, it's your hide hanging in the balance... Actually used to keep
Chinois under lock and key!
> 15. Fantasize about meeting Charles Ranhofer, James Beard, or
I've met and cooked for Bocuse... Does that count? I was doing a brief
work exchange, working in Brussels, and he happened to be a friend of Chef,
came by. I had no clue until he walked in the kitchen... Nearly fell on
my ass...
> 16. Brag about your 10-inch Dick?
Arumph, not going there!
> 17. Know what the last question was about, you vulgar little
creature, you?
See #16...
> 18. Have a special carrying case for your knives, sharpening steel,
Actually, two of them, one for the quick outing, one for a more involved
cooking experience :-) Roll, and rubbermaid toolbox.
> 19. Spend hours in the "Used Equipment" section of the restaurant
supply store?
<sigh>
> 20. Kept a sourdough starter alive for more than two months?
No, actually, I haven't. But then, I only play with bread, I am not
serious about the thing.
Here are a couple somewhat easy questions extra:
a) Can you name three (or more) items found in music bands that make their
way in the kitchen?
b) Which doesn't belong: Black pepper, white pepper, pink pepper, or
green pepper?
and
c) What actually does go in SPAM??? <evil grin>
Muiredach mac Loloig
Rokkehealden Shire
aka
Nicolas Steenhout
"You must deal with me as I think of myself" J. Hockenberry
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