Uhm....couldn't you think of it as a pennyalty.....? (Maire bats her eyelashes ever-so-innocently, and hotfoots it for the rock....) phoenissa at netscape.net wrote: > The pun taxes are a tradition of the College of Saint Katherine: if you make a pun, you have to pay a penny as, er, pun-ishment. (Sorry, I couldn't help it <g>.)