[Sca-cooks] Adamantius being a housfrau

[Philip & Susan Troy]

Also sprach Laura C. Minnick:
>At 08:09 AM 4/9/02 -0600, you wrote:
>>Ooooh, a Little Gaulish Maid outfit....don't forget the lace on the
>>apron....<weg>
>>--Maire, holding the Rock door open for Lainie (come on in, darlin', the
>>tea's hot, and there are fresh scones, comfy rocking chairs, afghans,
>>and lap kitties)
>
>Don't mind if I do- and how the dust there? Didn't we loan the feather
>duster to Master A?

Yeah, you did, but I used it to make the Emperor Claudius vomit in
his final "illness". I don't think you want it back. Darned women
giving good mushrooms a bad name, tsk tsk...

>(It occurs to me that if we do this much more, he'll never vacuum again,
>and then Susan will come after us with her cleaver! Whoo-hoo!)
>
>Scones... mmm... Cranberry? Marionberry? Oh yes... here's my mug. Milk, no
>sugar please :-D)

All right, I can see it is Rumor Dispelling time. First off, I am not
the French (or even Gaulish) Maid type; more the British or Goulash
type. No heels. Bunny Slippers all the way. (Actually, they're
Official Superman Pool Thongs, the kind that go flip-flop when you
walk...).

I have this image now of a La Tene Age Martha Stewart, thanks to you guys...

"For a more festive Imbolc, create a display of your enemies' heads,
preserved in cedar oil. They look attractive _and_ make a lovely room
deodorizer! And don't forget the checked or plaid tablecloths. It's
better if they _don't_ match! Surprise your children by placing an
oatcake in the mouth of each head! But be careful... nothing upsets a
visiting Druid like crumbs... use a horn spatula to get them off the
table and in the midden where they belong."

Awright, I realize this is too manic for MS's customary droning,
Lobotomized Earth-Mother-On-Valium monotone, but you get the idea.

Adamantius