[Sca-cooks] temperature comparisons

[Marilyn Traber]

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.  It's all a matter of perspective.
We warm climate people start shivering when it is
merely in the 40's and complaining about how cold it
is.  However, you cold climate people start
complaining of the incredible heat when it turns
merely 90 degrees.

Huette (who is very grateful she lives in Southern California)


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60 F -
Floridians wear coats, gloves and wooly hats.
New Englanders sunbathe
50 F -
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat
New Englanders plant gardens
40 F -
Italian cars won't start
New Englanders drive with the windows down
32 F -
Distilled water freezes
Lake Winnapesaukee cools off
20 F -
Californians shiver uncontrollably
New Englanders have the last cook out before it gets cold
15 F -
New York landlords finally turnon the heat
New Englanders throw on a 'sweatah'
0 F -
Californians go to mexico to get warm
New Englanders take in the flag
-20 degree
People in Miami cease to exist
New Englanders get out winter coats
-40 F -
Hollywood disintegrates
New England Girl Scouts still sell cookies door to door
-60 F
penguins flee antartica for warmer waters
New Englander Boy Scouts hold 'winter survival' merit badge classes
-80 F -
Mt St Helen freezes
New Englanders rent videos and make popcorn
-100 F -
Santa Clause abandons the North Pole
New Eng;anders are frustrated because they can't thaw their keg
-297 F -
Microbial life survives on dairly products
Cows in Rhode Island complain of farmers with cold hands
-460 F -
atomic motion stops
New Englanders ask 'Cold enuf fer ye?'
and finally -
-500 F -
Hell freezes over
The Red Socks win the World Series

margali
hot tubbing under the Rock
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