[Sca-cooks] A song for Master A's new program- was OT bullet still OT

[Philip & Susan Troy]

Phlip wrote, anonymousely:

>Oh, ever since my masochistic baby went and left me, I
>got nothing to hit but the wall.
>He loved me when I beat him,
>But I started acting sweeter,
>And that ain't no way to treat him at allll....
>No, he's the one that I'm dreamin' of,
>Cause you always hurt the one that you love,
>So ever since my masochistic (deep breath)
>BAYYYBEEEEE WENT AND LEFT MEEEEEEE......
>I got nothing to hit but the wall,
>(Do do dee do)
>Nothing to beat but the eggs (1)
>(Do do dee do)
>Nothing to punch but the clock (2)
>(do do dee do)
>Nothing to whip but the cream (3)
>(Do do dee do)
>Nothing to hit, but the Waaahhhaaallllll!!!!!!
>
>(1) See, food content
>(2) Cook's timing device
>(3) Even more food content ;-)
>
>Anonymouse...

It should be noted that Eudora helpfully warned me about how
offensive Anahita's post on this subject was going to be (Singer,
huh? I'll look ;-) ), but it had no problem at all with this
anonymouse ballad. Even though doodee is mentioned prominently.

Let me see... what can I get away with???

I got me a problem with my Netty
Relation-ship is on th' rocks.
Gotta get me some proper action
On this ol' e-mail computer box!

Why that Netscape's so doggone evil...
She's evil alla time,
Why, she wants me to SPAM a list
Jus' so I'll have it on my mind!

She come into my ol' Power Mac,
An' makes herself at home.
She don't give me my unused RAM back
An' dang, that browser's slow!

But they's a new girl on the block,
Eudora won't let me get bent...
She tells me I hurt me some feelin's
Before the post is even sent!

So I can't talk about whipping,
Less I talk about cream...
Ain't got no bondage round here
I'm beaten till I scream

I'm workin' extra hard now,
Eudora's got me sweatin' in my shorts!
I'm afraid if I mention dishwashing,
She'll call it water sports!

etc., etc.

I'm surprised; I only got red flagged twice in the above...

Adamantius




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