[Sca-cooks] Re: Tea

[Philip & Susan Troy]

Also sprach Laura C. Minnick:
>Philip & Susan Troy wrote:
>
>>  Aye, lass, an noone of yer flooncy watercress sandwiches wi' it,
>>  neither. Away wi' yer crrream an' yer soogar, and drrink it in the
>>  ancient Hieland manner, frrrom a 46-lb stoone boocket... why do ye
>>  think they call it hurlin', anyway?
>
>Aye, boot the wimmin are even brraver, fur they do it with skirts hiked
>oop, a fat newborn oonder each arrm,  and they doon hurl- that wooo be
>wasteful! No, they save the 46-pound stoon booocket te carry the
>menfolks heads in after they've had too mooch!

Ah, lass, ye've been keepin' coompany wi' The MacAdder, I see.
Trrrue, twouldnae be frrrugal ta hurl in th' way ya mean, boot I was
rrreferrin' tae the sporrt. (Boot waet, that's curlin', nae hurlin'.)
We cannae ha'e TWO stoone boockets, ain fer drrinkin' whusky an' ain
fer sporrt! Noo _thot's_ waesteful!

Aye, th' brrrave Hieland lassies bring a lump tae mah thrroat, and I
dinnae mean th' porridge... an' theirr wee bairns... wee, sleekit,
howlin', timorous beasties... Aw, wha' a colic's in thy breasties...

Ah think I cannae goo on mooch longerrrr... I may have ta retirrre
tae th' Hoom fer Retirrrrrred Hielanderrrrs. Maybe, wi' a' mah
prrrractice at rrrroolin' ma' RRRRRRRRR's, ah cud becoom a Pirrrrate.

Ya think, lass? Let me trrry... "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRHHH!!!"

Adamantius, puttin' Scotch Tape on ma mouth