[Sca-cooks] Chirurgeons Prepare for Pennsic...

[Philippa Alderton]

Not sure who wrote this, or if the Poster wants to
admit it, but I thought you guys might like to know,
we're ready for you....

Phlip


*** To the tune of "Modern Major General"...

I'd like to sing a song to you about a man named
Hannibal.
He did a lot of things the rest of us would call
bedamnable.
He killed a lot of people. He was savage; he was
animal.
He cooked and ate their bodies, so he's Hannibal the
Cannibal!

He cooked and ate their bodies, so he's Hannibal the
Cannibal!
He cooked and ate their bodies, so he's Hannibal the
Cannibal!
He cooked and ate their bodies, so he's Hannibal the
Canni-
Canni- Canni- Canni---BAL!

Though Lector's quite a gourmet, it's not salad that
he'd like to toss.
He's not the kind of person that the wise would ever
want to cross.
Although he'd like to eat you with some beans and a
Chiante sauce,
He's always careful afterwards to clean his teeth with
dental floss.

He's always careful afterwards to clean his teeth with
dental floss.
He's always careful afterwards to clean his teeth with
dental floss.
He's always careful afterwards to clean his teeth with
dental-
Dental- Dental- Dental- --- FLOSS!

His menus are unique, a point which never was
refutable.
Though critics of his restaurant are often
disreputable,
And some say his procurement tactics may be
prosecutable,
You surely must concede that his leftovers are
exhumable!

You surely must concede that his leftovers are
exhumable!
You surely must concede that his leftovers are
exhumable!
You surely must concede that his leftovers are exhuma-
Huma- Huma- Huma- BLE!

The entrees he prepares are neither microwaved nor
"spammable,"
And grocery trips are never quick nor trivially
plannable.
But still for culinary treats,
Made with "long pig" and other meats,
You'll never find a better chef than Hannibal the
Cannibal!


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Never a horse that cain't be rode,
And never a rider who cain't be throwed....

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