[Sca-cooks] Chirurgeons Prepare for Pennsic...-author

[Philippa Alderton]

The author has now had his morning coffee, and is
willing to accept credit, or blame, as the case may
be. It's :

> THL Justinos Tekton called Justin (Scott Courtney)
> Marche of Alderford (Canton, Ohio USA)
>
> justin at 4th.com
http://4th.com/sca/justin/

Phlip

--- Philippa Alderton <phlip_u at yahoo.com> wrote:
> Not sure who wrote this, or if the Poster wants to
> admit it, but I thought you guys might like to know,
> we're ready for you....
>
> Phlip
>
>
> *** To the tune of "Modern Major General"...
>
> I'd like to sing a song to you about a man named
> Hannibal.
> He did a lot of things the rest of us would call
> bedamnable.
> He killed a lot of people. He was savage; he was
> animal.
> He cooked and ate their bodies, so he's Hannibal the
> Cannibal!
>
> He cooked and ate their bodies, so he's Hannibal the
> Cannibal!
> He cooked and ate their bodies, so he's Hannibal the
> Cannibal!
> He cooked and ate their bodies, so he's Hannibal the
> Canni-
> Canni- Canni- Canni---BAL!
>
> Though Lector's quite a gourmet, it's not salad that
> he'd like to toss.
> He's not the kind of person that the wise would ever
> want to cross.
> Although he'd like to eat you with some beans and a
> Chiante sauce,
> He's always careful afterwards to clean his teeth
> with
> dental floss.
>
> He's always careful afterwards to clean his teeth
> with
> dental floss.
> He's always careful afterwards to clean his teeth
> with
> dental floss.
> He's always careful afterwards to clean his teeth
> with
> dental-
> Dental- Dental- Dental- --- FLOSS!
>
> His menus are unique, a point which never was
> refutable.
> Though critics of his restaurant are often
> disreputable,
> And some say his procurement tactics may be
> prosecutable,
> You surely must concede that his leftovers are
> exhumable!
>
> You surely must concede that his leftovers are
> exhumable!
> You surely must concede that his leftovers are
> exhumable!
> You surely must concede that his leftovers are
> exhuma-
> Huma- Huma- Huma- BLE!
>
> The entrees he prepares are neither microwaved nor
> "spammable,"
> And grocery trips are never quick nor trivially
> plannable.
> But still for culinary treats,
> Made with "long pig" and other meats,
> You'll never find a better chef than Hannibal the
> Cannibal!
>
>
> =====
> Never a horse that cain't be rode,
> And never a rider who cain't be throwed....
>
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And never a rider who cain't be throwed....

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