[Sca-cooks] A little something...WILD!

[Laura C. Minnick]

At 09:42 PM 7/7/02 -0600, you wrote:
>That would *probably* be Master A.....
>--maire

>> OK.  Who's in on the fire-retardant suit and the cut-resistant, fish
>> handlers gloves??
>> Olwen

Not! Master A is a Manly Man, and he dives into convection ovens
bare-handed, like a true Manly Man would! Putting his fine form and those
delicate, lily-hands into the Maw of Terror! Risking his eyebrows that we
may eat! He can leap a Hobart in two, maybe three bounds, and other cooks
shrink in amazement when he pulls out the ten-inch Dick! He can cook a
feast in two, maybe three hours, and still have energy left to come
barrelling out of the kitchen, chasing the autocrat with a Manly Cleaver!
And then, just to show his tender side, does a Manly little Samba to the
amusement of the kitchen staff!

No, not protective coverings for this Manly Man! He faces heat with
marshmallows and laughs at the frigid air of the walk-in, for he is the...

Manly AdaMANtius! All Hail! *grovel*grovel*

'Lai-, uh, er... PUCK
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