[Sca-cooks] Entertaining stories for Lainie

[Craig Jones.]

>'Lainie
>I'm grumpy folks- tell me a joke or something!

Ok:  I was talking to a customer the other day...

Drakey:  You'll need an installation of "Ay-double M-ess" on your PC.
Customer: Ok.  How do you spell that?
Drakey: Ummm.  "Ay-double M-ess".
[Conversation finishes, hangs up phone]

[Drakey collapses on the floor laughing]
[Drakey tells boss]
[Boss collapses on the floor laughing]

Almost as funny [NOT] as a woman with a busted keyboard, who claims
she had no idea how it got busted.  I unplugged it, picked it up and
tucked in under my arm.  A whole cup of coffee flowed out of it and
down the side of my shirt.  Her response: [Giggle] How did that get
there....

Cheers,

Craig Jones.

ps.  If you are really nice, I'll tell you the story of almost making
a whole in my own scrotum (can you say that on this list?) with a
leather awl while making a tent...

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