[Sca-cooks] Entertaining stories for Lainie

[Steve]

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It is my considered opinion that the Drakey person needs a keeper.

Æduin, who now has a keeper and is off the "Single Cooks List" and is
resigning his position of Cabana Boy


>Ok,  2am in the morning, 3 days before Rowany Festival (Lochac's equiv
>of Pennsic).  Not really thinking or concentrating on what I was
>doing...
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>I was putting in curtain hooks on a 20m length of wall for a large
>pavilion (7m by 4m by 4m high) and was pulling the fabric across my
>lap,  punch a whole with an awl, slide the curtain hook in and fold
>over, measure 10cm, repeat...  Almost at the end when I slipped.  The
>shank went through the canvas, jeans, and underwear and I felt the
>"cold kiss of steel" slide past my scrotum, gently knicking the skin
>me on the way through.  The adrenline rush that followed was amazing
>and woke me up enough to realise it was "Beddy Byes" time...
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>Drakey.
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>ps. I have plenty more of these...  Drakey sets his garden on fire...
>Drakey drinks bleach... Drakey eats hemlock... Drakey puts 2" darning
>needle through hand... Drakey drops 50L glass fermenter full of
>mead... Drakey spills yet more mead... Drakey blows up plastic
>fermenter in bathroom (note that 3 of these happen in the last 6
>months...).. Drakey's verbal faux-pas 1 through to [dang where is the
>infinity key on this keyboard...]
>
>
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