[Sca-cooks] Entertaining stories for Lainie

[Avraham haRofeh]

> Basic partnership things- cooking for someone is a real bond. I remember
> several years ago, in my camp kitchen, the usual pile of groaning bodies
> ("I ate too much again! She always does this to us!") and someone asked
> *why* I like to cook for people, guests or not. And I just stood there
> because I had never really thought about it. Until Master Korwyn sat
> halfway up and said "That's easy- for 'Lainie, food is love." And then
> someone else started in with the "Manga, manga, you're wasting away!"
until
> I threatened them with dish duty! But they were right.

Do you know the difference between an Italian grandmother and a Jewish
grandmother?

The Italian grandmother says, "Eat everything on your plate or I'll kill
you!"

The Jewish grandmother says, "Eat everything on your plate... or I'll kill
myself!"

Avraham

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Avraham haRofeh of Northpass
     (mka Randy Goldberg MD)
OBTag: "Oh Bother," said Pooh, as his Uzi jammed.