[Sca-cooks] Marzipan variations

[Siegfried Heydrich]

    So the way to fatten up the starving Biafrans (or insert famine-struck
ethnicity of your choice) would be for chunky bottomed yuppies to start
losing weight . . .? Hmmmm . . . Socially responsible dieting . . . this has
some serious marketability, here! Now, if we can just figure out how to get
Jesse Jackson to donate some of his unwanted pounds on national TV . . .
(like that would be a problem, if he did it on Oprah).

    Sieggy der Cynical Entrepreneur

----- Original Message -----

> Funny, I've *gained* 40 pounds since August ;)  (Well, I guess I have a
> good excuse.  Pregnancy and all that...)  Nonetheless, it is another
> example of my theory of weight conservation.  You see, I believe there
> is only a constant amount of weight in the universe.  When one person
> loses weight, someone else has to gain it.
>
> Therefore, whenever I gain weight, it's someone else's fault...
>
> :)
>
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