[Sca-cooks] ANOTHER SPICY STORY
Tara Sersen Boroson
tboroson at netcarrier.com
Sun Mar 24 13:25:00 PST 2002
:) I'm enjoying these stories!
In college, I was shopping for a Christmas present for my then-
boyfriend. My mother was shopping with me. A shop clerk asked if I'd
like to sample some Dave's Insanity Sauce. My boyfriend loved hot food,
so I said "Sure." The clerk dipped a toothpick in the bottle and handed
it to me. Thinking, "What a cheap store," I put that toothpick in my
mouth, wrapped my tongue around it and pulled it out. The first wave
hit me and I said, "Wow, that's pretty hot. I'll take a bottle." Then
the second wave hit me. My mother thought I was having an allergic
reaction - my face and lips turned blochy and white and I started
shaking, tears streaming from my eyes. Mind you, I love hot food.
We used that bottle for three years, giving samples out to dumb drunks
at parties. Those were the days. One drop of it in a shot of tequila
is also a good thing.
-Magdalena
p.s. If this castor oil does it's thang, I'll be in labor within the
next eight hours. I'll be unsubbing if that happens. So, if I
disappear for a while, wish me luck! -M
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