[Sca-cooks] OT: Judge Crater

[Phil Troy/ G. Tacitus Adamantius]

Also sprach Huette von Ahrens:
>"Aye, Laddie!  Assemble the troups!  North to
>England!"
>"Um ... sir ... England is south ..."
>"We are going to go around the world and sneak up
>on them from behind while they aren't looking!"

My grandfather would routinely respond to questions on the street of 
a "Is this the right way to such-and-such?" [say, the Brooklyn 
Academy of Music] nature, with, "Yes."

"How far is it?"

"Oh, I'd say just a hair under 24,000 miles..."

Adamantius