[Sca-cooks] Phlip?

[Phlip]

Ene bichizh ogsen baina shuu...

> OK, I'll bite...
>
> Who canonized you?

Some of my neighbors, at Pennsic.

> How did they do it when you're not dead yet? (At least, not at Southern
> Region...)

Well, it's BECAUSE I'm most certainly not dead yet....

> What miracles did you perform?

Keeping those young scamps out of all kinds of trouble, and mediating for
them when it was too late.

> Who served as Devil's Advocate?

Mom, our Matron Saint.

> What does CoD mean (other than Cash on Delivery - are you being mailed?)
>
>
> AEllin

Church of Debauchery- you couldn't guess?

Saint Phlip,
CoD

"When in doubt, heat it up and hit it with a hammer."
 Blacksmith's credo.

 If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it is probably not a
cat.

Never a horse that cain't be rode,
And never a rider who cain't be throwed....