[Sca-cooks] OOP - Fw: Jasper and The Uncooked Yeast Rolls

[Sue Clemenger]

ROTFLMAO!
I grew up with yellow labs (no, I wasn't raised by them! <g>), and they
were serious garbage guts.  We had one dog insist he wanted *that*
jalapeno--so my brother gave it to him, and he ate it.  Poor dog--I felt
bad for him, but it was funny to watch him eating snow to make the burn
go away.  Didn't slow him down a bit, though.
--maire, who has pretty normal pets, if you don't count the cat that
eats wool and silk, or his sister, Curye, who *requires* a corner of the
cereal milk when I have cold cereal for breakfast (and that's the only
people food any of the four of them eat, except maybe a teaspoon or so
of meat tidbits when I'm cut things for a stir-fry)

Tara Sersen Boroson wrote:
> <snipped>
 
> To lighten the mood, though, and commisserate about the things dogs will
> eat if given half a chance :)  Cooper's most exciting snacking adventure
> was a half a carton of chocolate-flavored Viactive calcium chews.  You
> know, those little foil wrapped candy-like calcium supplements?  The
> canister had been on the counter for weeks, and one day he decided to
> investigate.  He ate every one - foil wrappers and all.  It was
> approximately half-full.  We worked it out to be about 15,000 mg of
> calcium.  I wasn't worried about the chocolate, since I figured there
> was very little real chocolate in them.  But, the foil wrappers
> concerned me.  The vet said not to worry, though, because dogs are
> natural garbage disposals.  Sure enough, they came out nice and sparkly
> two days later.  Never seemed to bother him a bit, though my husband
> (who was walking him when they finally made their way through,) said the
> excretion process was... explosive.