[Sca-cooks] NOT QUITE A DICK.....................................

[Phil Troy/ G. Tacitus Adamantius]

Also sprach Laura C. Minnick:
>At 03:24 PM 1/5/03 -0500, you wrote:
>>
>>I once had a culinary instructor, who, on a memorable occasion, put
>>down his chef's knife, only to have it picked up and borrowed by one
>>of his students (largely female, 20-ish student body). So, he
>>immediately began to shout (totally oblivious to the more obvious
>>potential misinterpretation by the casual listener), "All right,
>>who's got my 10-inch Dick? Have any of you ladies seen my 10-inch
>>Dick? I know one of you has it, so everybody, please check among your
>>tools and see which one of you has my 10-inch Dick, because I want it
>>right now! I left it right on top of my bag, like always! I need that
>>10-inch Dick, and I need it right now! I need it in the worst way!
>>Give me that Dick!!!"
>
>This puts a whole new perspective on the phrase 'p*nis envy', doesn't it? I
>mean, I own not a single decent knife, and I am frequently lusting after my
>sweetie's tools, and...
>
>Oh god.

The gentleman was an old-timey, rather macho, middle-aged
Italian-American gentleman from, I believe, the Bronx. I don't see
him as the type to go hanging out on the alternative-bar scene. One
never knows, though.

Adamantius