[Sca-cooks] South Carolina Laws

[Pixel, Goddess and Queen]

Well, you know why SBs (sounds so Tolkienesque, really) don't allow the
consumption of alcohol? Because it might lead to sex. And that might lead
to dancing. :-)

Margaret, sneaking off to the Rock with a glass of Shiraz

(and btw, I was raised Missouri Synod Lutheran, only slightly less
conservative than Wisconsin Synod in that Wisconsin Synod still considers
fire a new innovation, and SBs are considered terribly liberal)

 >
> With all respect due the traditions of the various SB groups, I
> sometimes muse if there is a belief that Jesus' first public miracle at
> the Wedding at Canaan was 1) turning water into pasteurized, processed
> grape juice, or 2)  grape juice preserved so that it is the ONLY juice
> in the world that did not spontaneously ferment.  Or that his Jewish
> heritage somehow got corrupted at the Last Supper away from the wine of
> Passover rituals to some non-fermented beverage found . . . somewhere.
>
> Now, modern dry communion wafers stick to the roof of the mouth like no
> substance known to man.  No chance anyone in 30AD was making or eating
> those pressed cotton discs!
>
> pacem et bonum,
> niccolo difrancesco