[Sca-cooks] A bewilderment...

[Susan Fox-Davis]

They are trying to make us think that the coffee creamer is richer
by calling it "half and half" .... mostly half corn syrup and half water, I'd
guess.
Not suitable for my low carb diet in any case.  I'm going back on
it after Jared's shoulder surgery, I'm not putting any more pressure
on myself than absolutely necessary these days. <sigh>

As for non-meat meat, look at the fine soy products available.
I give you "tofurky".  Certainly I don't want it.  Tofu /qua/ tofu
is fine stuff;  it's when it's forced to imitate other foods that
it becomes a joke, and one in bad taste at that.

Selene

Phlip wrote:

> OK, guys, I was driving down the road and saw an advertisement on the side
> of a truck, "Try our new fat-free half and half". NOW what are they doing to
> our food?
>
> I suppose next week they'll be selling "alcohol-free vodka" and "meat-free
> beefsteaks"....
>
> Phlip, glad she isn't on any of those stupid diets...