[Sca-cooks] A bewilderment...

[Phlip]

OK, guys, I was driving down the road and saw an advertisement on the side
of a truck, "Try our new fat-free half and half". NOW what are they doing to
our food?

I suppose next week they'll be selling "alcohol-free vodka" and "meat-free
beefsteaks"....

Phlip, glad she isn't on any of those stupid diets...

"When in doubt, heat it up and hit it with a hammer."
 Blacksmith's credo.

 If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it is probably not a
cat.

Never a horse that cain't be rode,
And never a rider who cain't be throwed....