[Sca-cooks] Tuna, tuna, tuna - a funny story

[Sue Clemenger]

Edouard, you're worse than Lainie! <g>
--maire

Edouard de Bruyerecourt wrote:
> 
> Some years ago, our local shire held a feast and we were graced by the
> presence of the Coronet (well, they lived in the shire). The cook used
> some frozen whole tuna that he had aquired for another shire feast
> almost a year before (yes, a little burnt here and there). There was one
> frozen tuna left over. The shire, in good humour, presented said frozen
> tuna to His Highness, Prince William Geoffrey the Rogue. Seizing upon
> the chance to double the honor to the shire (or to avoid responsibilty
> for the disposal of such a fish), Prince William Geoffrey, in turn,
> presented the tuna to Duke James Greyhelm, in acknowledgement of his
> well known love of fishing. The tuna began the journey around the hall,
> in the same manner as the pike at the tournament of Pleurs (William
> Marshall). Myself and a friend strategically exited the building before
> we became targets. Lo, and behold, outside, and casually leaning against
> his car while enjoying a smoke, was another shire resident and beloved
> curmudgeon, Kevin Strengfellow (imagine a drole but not-so-green Shrek).
> Reentering the hall, Kyrie and I announced that "Kevin is outside!"
> Immediately, the entire hall rose to go find Kevin. Kyrie and I exited
> quickly to attempt to corner Kevin. He was a bit suspicious that we came
> over to him at a fast, laughing trot. When the entire feast started
> exiting the front door and the side kitchen door, we heard him exclaim
> "This looks evil" before running away down the block.
> 
> We left the frozen tuna under his windshield wiper.
> 
> --
> Edouard, Sire de Bruyerecourt
> bruyere at jeffnet.org
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