[Sca-cooks] FW: Cannibals

[Jeanne]

A big lawfirm recently hired several cannibals. "You are all part of
our team now", said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing.
> > >> "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria
> > >> for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other
> > >> employees". The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks
> > >> later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm
> > >> quite satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has
> > >> disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The
> > >> cannibals all shook their heads no. After the boss had left, the
> > >> leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you
> > >> idiots ate the secretary?" A hand raised hesitantly, to which the
> > >> leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool!!!
> > >> For four weeks we've been eating attorneys and no one noticed
anything,
> > >> but noooooo, you had to go and eat someone important!"