[Sca-cooks] OOP foodie joke....

[Avraham haRofeh of Sudentur]

> For a while we had a long series of local fighting practices that
> sounded like some kind of cartoon. I had been noticing it for some
> time. My Viceroy has a laugh that sounds just a bit like a cartoon
> chicken. At the time, our local knight-marshal laughed like Woody
> Woodpecker (at camping events they, along with a third local, snored
> in dubious harmony like the Three Stooges, but that's another issue).
> We also had a duke in the next barony over, who used to come
> regularly to our fight practices; he used to spend a lot of time
> telling stories about his and others' military exploits, punctuated
> with sound effects. Loud sound effects.
>
> VICEROY [laughing]: "SQUAWK SQUAWK CHARAWK!!!
> KNIGHT-MARSHAL: "Heh-heh-heh HEHH-heh!!!"
> ME: "Jeez! It sounds like a cartoon around here. All we need is Dino."
> ANOTHER LOCAL: "What do you mean?"
> DUKE SIR X: "BAM! BAM! BAMBAMBAM!!!"
> ME [sotto voce, falsetto]: "Aarh rar rar rar rar!!!"
> OTHER LOCAL: "I see what you mean..."

'Scuse me whilst I fall out of my chair laughing. Ow, my ribs hurt.

Avraham

The sad part is, I think I know all three of the gentles.

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Avraham haRofeh of Sudentur
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