[Sca-cooks] FW: [TY] Re: Thanksgiving Forecast

[Christine Seelye-King]

Add a happy holiday wish from me as well!
Christianna

-----Original Message-----
From: Molli Rose Kekilpenny [mailto:mollirose at bellsouth.net]
Sent: Wednesday, November 26, 2003 11:47 AM
To: meridian-ty at yahoogroups.com
Subject: [TY] Re: Thanksgiving Forecast


Oops...sorry, I forgot to add that my dear friend Leah sent this to 
me. The Author is unknown.

Molli 


--- In meridian-ty at yahoogroups.com, "Molli Rose Kekilpenny" 
<mollirose at b...> wrote:
> Here is the Thanksgiving Forecast:
> 
> In the pre-Thanksgiving rush, we have received an early weather 
> report from our in-house weather reporters. Turkeys will thaw in 
the 
> morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The 
> kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be 
> ready for a severe squall or cold shoulder. 
> 
> During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front of a knife 
> will slice through the turkey, causing an accumulation of one to 
two 
> inches on plates. Mashed potatoes will drift across one side while 
> cranberry sauce creates slippery spots on the other. Please pass 
the 
> gravy. 
> 
> A weight watch and indigestion warning have been issued for the 
> entire area, with increased stuffiness around the beltway. During 
> the evening, the turkey will diminish and taper off to leftovers, 
> dropping to a low of 34F in the refrigerator. 
> 
> Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday, high pressure to eat 
> sandwiches will be established. Flurries of leftovers can be 
> expected both days with a 50 percent chance of scattered soup late 
> in the day. We expect a warming trend where soup develops. By 
early 
> next week, eating pressure will be low as the only wish left will 
be 
> the bone. 
> 
> Have a Lovely Holiday...
> 
> Molli and Geoffrey


      Yahoo! Groups Sponsor 
     
     

To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:
meridian-ty-unsubscribe at yahoogroups.com



Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.