[Sca-cooks] Escarwent- from the Bulwer-Lytton contest

[Laura C. Minnick]

I can't resist...

>Winner: Romance
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>Looking up from his plate of escargots, Sean gazed across the table at 
>Sharon and sadly realized that her bubbly personality now reminded him of 
>the bubbles you get when you put salt on a slug and it squirms around and 
>foams all over the place, and her moist lips were also like the slime on a 
>slug but before you salted it, though after all these years Sharon still 
>smelled better than slugs, but that could have been the garlic butter on 
>her escargots.
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>David K. Lynch
>Topanga, CA
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The rest of this years' winners can be seen at: 
http://www2.sjsu.edu/depts/english/2004.htm

'Lainie
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