[Sca-cooks] PETA eating and meat

[Phil Troy/ G. Tacitus Adamantius]

Also sprach Edouard de Bruyerecourt:
>Phil Troy/ G. Tacitus Adamantius wrote:
>
>>
>>I thought it was Saint Mal de Mer, who miraculously invented 
>>dramamine, to save a pair of chaste lovers from seasickness...
>
>They wouldn't have been seasick if they hadn't have tried to be 
>'chaste' in a waterbed.
>
>Wait. They're seasick? Isn't being chaste redundant? How does one 
>even _think_ of being unchaste while already seasick?

Possibly the lesson here is that chastity brings on seasickness. 
Which might be why the heart is used, rather euphemistically, as a 
symbol of Saint Mal de Mer.

Adamantius, vaguely scenting trouble over this one