[Sca-cooks] SPICED RUM!?!

[Daniel Phelps]

Was written:

> Hmmmm....buy rum tomorrow for care package....
> maire makes note to self....wonders if she should buy light, dark or
spiced?
>
SPICED?!?! RUM?????? IMHO Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum is a pernicious
abomination foistered on the drinking public by wicked admen who have sold
their dark and twisted souls to perfumers.  Dark rum... Meyer's... on the
other hand is what good little sugar canes aspire to become when they grow
up.

Daniel who still shudders at the memory of a rum and coke served last year
from an open bar by a "bartender" who passed off CMSR as rum and didn't know
that a real rum and coke in Florida is made tall with dark rum, coke, and a
twisted quarter lime.