[Sca-cooks] Re: serving wenches (was newspaper reporter needs help..)

[Jadwiga Zajaczkowa / Jenne Heise]

> And if they weren't rude and crude, why do ettiquete books have to tell diners not to scratch their privates before sticking their hand in a common dish or blow their noses on the tablecloth?

Well, considering that most of the ettiquete books were aimed at seven 
to eleven year old boys, what do you think?
 
> (according to "1066 and all that", honi soit qui mal y pense is latin for "lady, your stocking's falling down"- so let me put your garters on for you..or something like that, anyway..)

Er. You don't really believe '1066 and all that' is non-fiction, do you?

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