[Sca-cooks] OP: salsa sans capiscums?

[Phlip]

Ene bichizh ogsen baina shuu...

> When you start ragging on my friend Sarah for wanting salsa but having
> tummy troubles, you really raise my hackles.
>
> -- 
> -- Jadwiga Zajaczkowa, Knowledge Pika

Oh for Pete's Sake, Jadwiga, take a chill pill or something. Or, if you
can't take a joke, take a Quaalude.

I was teasing about living in The Land of Bland, where the waitress of a
"Mexican" restaurant, when asked for hot sauce, very tentatively offered
some Red Hot sauce that the cook had stashed in the kitchen.

If you don't like it, too bad- I've got other things to worry about.

Saint Phlip,
CoD

"When in doubt, heat it up and hit it with a hammer."
 Blacksmith's credo.

 If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it is probably not a
cat.

Never a horse that cain't be rode,
And never a rider who cain't be throwed....