[Sca-cooks] I'm a Paragon...

[kingstaste at mindspring.com]

 Ok, I'm stealing this.  I think I'll send it to the Homeschool group I just
finished teaching for, (I did a Roman Banquet today - more on that later).
I overheard some of the parents talking in the kitchen about how amazing I
was (ah, shucks), and how vast my wardrobe was, and how they'd gotten a
slow-motion fashion show of my collection over the year (I dressed for each
class I was teaching, as close to the correct period and situation for each
topic as I could).  I think they'll get a big kick out of it.  Is it
original silliness, Huette, or are there more paragons like us out there?
:)
Christianna

I may be a paragon, but I am okay!

Me:
Oh, I'm a Paragon and I'm okay!
I stitch all night and I cook all day!

Chorus:
Oh she's a Paragon and she's okay!
She stitches all night and she cooks all day!

Me:
I cut out garb.  I cook Royal lunch.
I go to the library.
On Wednesday I go shopping
and eat cuskynoles for tea!

Chorus!
She cuts out garb.  She cooks Royal lunch.
She goes to the library.
On Wednesday she goes shopping
and eats cuskynoles for tea!
She's a Paragon and she's okay!
She stitches all night and she cooks all day!

Me:
I cut out garb. I dance and sing.
I like to calligraphy.
I put on Renaissance clothing
And hang with the Bourgeoisie!

Chorus:
She cuts out garb. She dances and sings.
She likes to calligraphy.
She puts on Renaissance clothing
And hangs with the Bourgeoisie!?!
She's a Paragon and she's okay!
She stitches all night and she cooks all day!

Me:
I cut out garb. I wear flat caps,
Chemises, but no bra.
I wish I'd been Medieval,
Just like my Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great Grandpa.

Chorus:
She cuts out garb.  She wears flat caps,
Chemises, but no bra!!!!
[talking]
What's this? Wants to be Medieval?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so modern! Reenactor!
[singing]
She's a Paragon and she's okay!
She stitches all night and she cooks all day!
She's a Paragon and she's okaaaaaaaay!
She stitches all night and she cooks all day!

Ooopppsss! Just got carried way again!  Nothing to see here!  Just a silly
person!

Huette