[Sca-cooks] fruit trees- DON'T POISON

[Phil Troy / G. Tacitus Adamantius]

On Jun 19, 2005, at 10:40 PM, Stefan li Rous wrote:

> Phlip commented:
>
>> Once you've got the squirrel, the local game warden will come take it
>> away for you, and release it elsewhere-
>>
>
> Ooooh. Just think of the possibilities. Afterall, we seem to  
> privatizing more and more government functions and/or there is the  
> problem of folks wanting more services without raising taxes.  
> "Howdy, Ma'am. I've got a pair of squirrels here which we picked up  
> causing problems a ways from here and we think this would be an  
> excellent location to relocate them to. Of course, if you will pay  
> the relocation fee, we will be glad to relocate them elsewhere."
>
>
>> Warning- you may catch a skunk. If you do, it's not a disaster-
>>
>
> Yes, a skunk would probably work even better for this than the  
> squirrels. :-)

Our government can set up a faith-based initiative and all the skunks  
will be brought to the heathen/infidel/evildoer (as the case may be)  
institution down the road, and then Pat Robertson and the aptly-named  
Jerry Falwell can go on TV and say it serves them all, including the  
ACLU, right for being evildoers.

Adaman... erm, Stefan




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