[Sca-cooks] Gunthar's Adventures with Sugar plate (very long, grab some tea and a scone...)

[Lonnie D. Harvel]

Michael Gunter wrote:

> [snip]
>
> So, trusting how easy you guys say this is I don't exactly pour the mass
> onto the board as convince it with spoons, tongs and a cattle prod. Once
> on the powered sugar it glared at me and oozed towards any crack in
> the counter in order to escape. Now the instructions say to knead
> until well mixed. Have you ever tried to knead something that resembled
> the end results of an elephant with an allergy? It didn't knead. It 
> rolled
> around and stuck to everything. The counter, my hands, the rose
> water bottle, the sink, the cat (I don't even OWN a cat!), the ceiling,
> and the sugar. I have hands that make me look like I'm the makeup
> artist for the Alien movies.
>
> Then the phone rang.....
>
> [snip]


... at this point in the story, I think I injured myself...

ROFL!
Aoghann