[Sca-cooks] Sixteen Steps to Build an SCA Cooks Campfire

[Phlip]

Swiped from Chirurgeon's List

Ene bichizh ogsen baina shuu...

1. Split dead limb into fragments and shave one fragment into slivers.

2. Have personal Chirugeon, . . Bandage left thumb.

3. Chop other fragments into smaller fragments

4. Have personal Chirugeon, . . Bandage left foot.

5. Make structure of slivers (include those embedded in hand),

6. Light Match

7. Light Match

8. Repeat "a Scout is cheerful" and light match.

9. Apply match to slivers, add wood fragments, and blow gently into base of
fire.

10. Have personal Chirugeon, . . Apply burn ointment to nose.

11. When fire is burning, collect more wood.

12. Upon discovering that fire has gone out while out searching for more
wood, soak wood from can labeled "kerosene."

13. Have personal Chirugeon, . . Treat face and arms for second-degree
burns.

14. Re-label can to read "gasoline."

15. When fire is burning well, add all remaining firewood.

16. When thunder storm has passed, repeat steps 1-15.

Saint Phlip, 
CoD

"When in doubt, heat it up and hit it with a hammer."
 Blacksmith's credo.

 If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it is probably not a
cat.

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And never a rider who cain't be throwed....