[Sca-cooks] Sixteen Steps to Build an SCA Cooks Campfire

[Susan Fox]

Gigglesnort.  Actually, I do have a personal Chiurgeon but he's working out
of the country at the moment.

Selene

On 10/22/05 7:28 PM, "Phlip" <phlip at 99main.com> wrote:

> Swiped from Chirurgeon's List
> 
> Ene bichizh ogsen baina shuu...
> 
> 1. Split dead limb into fragments and shave one fragment into slivers.
> 
> 2. Have personal Chirugeon, . . Bandage left thumb.
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> 3. Chop other fragments into smaller fragments
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> 4. Have personal Chirugeon, . . Bandage left foot.
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> 5. Make structure of slivers (include those embedded in hand),
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> 6. Light Match
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> 7. Light Match
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> 8. Repeat "a Scout is cheerful" and light match.
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> 9. Apply match to slivers, add wood fragments, and blow gently into base of
> fire.
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> 10. Have personal Chirugeon, . . Apply burn ointment to nose.
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> 11. When fire is burning, collect more wood.
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> 12. Upon discovering that fire has gone out while out searching for more
> wood, soak wood from can labeled "kerosene."
> 
> 13. Have personal Chirugeon, . . Treat face and arms for second-degree
> burns.
> 
> 14. Re-label can to read "gasoline."
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> 15. When fire is burning well, add all remaining firewood.
> 
> 16. When thunder storm has passed, repeat steps 1-15.
>