[Sca-cooks] Not at all food related meta issue

[Michael Gunter]

Wait a minute, I just realized I'm one of those dumb
stickjocks you guys need the regular folk protected from.
Hmmm...please let me rephrase my last commentary.

ahem.....<cough, cough>

Screw yew artsy-fartsy wussies! We're King 'cause we
gots the power, just like they did in the olden days.
Ha! Yew don't see no groopies chasiin after dance laurels
unlessen they're gay.

Yew don't like it then tuff-noogies, go join a Star Trek
convention!

Um....is that more in character?    :-)

Yers,

Count Sir Gunthar Jonsson, Companion to the Iris of Merit,
Companion to the Star of Merit, Baron of the Court, holder
of the Sirviente del Sol, Champion to Kings Barn Silveraxe,
Jonathan von Troitha and Sutan Bloodaxe, all around bon
vivant and hoopy frood.