[Sca-cooks] Half an outcast!

[Suey]

    I started looking up some of your weird vocabulary like 'Pennsic.' 
Not being a 'baroness' in your kingdoms, but the mere daughter of a 
simple Lord, I did not understand what such terms  mean. The first thing 
that I found on internet was a listing of your kingdoms. It reveals that 
I do spend half my life in the Kingdom of Dranchenwald (sounds a bit 
like Dracula's walls to me). Don't know which is worse that or the other 
half of my life, i.e. south of the Equator between the Pacific and the 
Atlantic where there is no SCA 'kingdom' which leaves me half homeless.
    Must I take my case to an SCA human rights advocate or a SCA 
psychoanalyst?
    Wail! You have ruined my Christmas. I only have half of an existence 
in some freezing Central European burg! Santa Claus will never find me 
there its too cold or in never never land south of the Equator as you do 
not recognize the existence of that land.
Merry Christmas to you as he is sure to find you in your kingdom,
Susan