[Sca-cooks] Adventures with poultry and other sorrows...

[Terry Decker]

Other than about 40,000,000 people are supposed to be illiterate with an 
equal number being functionally illiterate, who can say?  However, I'm 
willing to bet that most of the people who drove past your place don't fall 
in either category but fall under stupid, which has a flucuating membership. 
Just think of it as the evolution in action lottery and hope that the 
winners haven't bred yet.

Bear

> Can anybody tell me what there is about a sign the says,
> "Emergency-road blocked" that people don't understand? Because, by our
> count, over 40 people drove merrily around the sign (just at our end-
> wasn't counting the other end) and had to turn around in our driveway
> because the road was blocked with the tape, and then there were the 3
> people who came through, got out of their cars, lifted the tapes, all
> three, one at a time, and drove through, under the power lines with
> the tree rocking in it and the cable swinging in the breeze, not to
> mention the idiot who just drove past the signs and through all the
> tape. When I wasn't trying to deal with poultry, I was running back
> out to put the tape back up.
>
> Saint Phlip