[Sca-cooks] (OT) (Slighty Adult Content) I've done another "Drakey"

[Craig Jones]

I've done another Drakey...

On the way home, I got a carwash and filled up with fuel...

In the carwash, there was a sudden extreme piercing pain in my "Mr Wobbly",
and if I moved, it was excruciating....

Eventually I managed to separate my pants from my "Mr Wobbly" to discover
that the magnetic catch of the leather wallet surrounding my mobile phone in
my left pocket also picks up anything else ferrous, like a really long and
sharp embroidery needle... I have NO idea where it came from...

And as I changed position in the car-wash, *WHACK*.... It struck... It took
a couple of minutes of clearing the tears from my eyes and moving VERY
carefully to get it out...

Oh my god it's sore... It's not bleeding anymore but "Mr Wobbly" has that
feeling (and ache) that it was penetrated rather deeply.

I'll have to get a Tetanus shot tomorrow and at some stage will have to test
Mr Wobbly out to make sure he's not damaged...

FRACK! Only me, I Swear!!! And I'm never using another car-wash	

Drakey.