[Sca-cooks] Brightening up the Holiday Season with a little Surrealism...

[Phil Troy / G. Tacitus Adamantius]

On Dec 17, 2008, at 12:39 AM, Saint Phlip wrote:

> I was wondering where that suspicious half a ham came from ;-)

Phew! Those malefactors will stop at nothing! Good thing it wasn't a  
can of Spam in the five-pound presentation size... although I'd think  
a pig cured with salt, sugar, and pepper, then smoked, portioned,  
packaged, etc., would be beyond the capacity for suspicion. It's  
pretty straightforward, it seems to me. Indignation, maybe, I could  
see... suspicion, not so much. Did it say what it suspected?

You'll have to eat it, of course, or you'd only be letting the  
evildoers win! They can smell your fear.

Adamantius




"Most men worry about their own bellies, and other people's souls,  
when we all ought to worry about our own souls, and other people's  
bellies."
			-- Rabbi Israel Salanter