[Sca-cooks] A meal to make the carnivores and the vegetarians unhappy

Stefan li Rous StefanliRous at austin.rr.com
Tue Dec 1 00:11:47 PST 2009


Kiri mentioned:
<<< On the issue of sailors...didn't Captain Elias do a feast on this  
subject a
few years back?  I STR that he did one that utilized supplies that would
have been available at the beginning of the voyage and each course was  
based
on what he theorized they would have left as the voyage continued. >>>

Just the thing to put the carnivores and the vegetarians on the same  
side!

When the meal starts out, everyone is happy. The carnivores get all  
the salt beef they can handle and the vegetarians are happy with all  
the biscuits. The omnivores make do with some of each.

By the end of the meal, the carnivores aren't eating the beef because  
it is full of vegetable matter (mold) and the vegetarians aren't  
eating the biscuits because they are full of worms. The omnivores are  
already stuffed from eating it all from the other courses. But now the  
carnivores are still hungry and eyeing the cooks...

:-)
Stefan
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