[Sca-cooks] SCA Humor - OOP/OT?

[Susan Lin]

> I like the fact that it says "top 10" yet it gives you 13!


Shoshanna

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> On Thu, Feb 19, 2009 at 8:09 AM, Kathleen A Roberts <karobert at unm.edu>wrote:
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>> this appeared on our kingdom list with no notation of origin.  but some
>> were food related and pretty funny at that.
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>> cailte
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>> Top Ten Signs You're At A Bad Event (All true experiences!)
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>> 13. As you enter the site, there is a ferocious fist fight going on.
>> It is between the autocrat and the head cook, both female.
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>> 12. One hour after the bread and butter course is served, the kitchen
>> staff announces that everything else is burned. And...you can smell
>> it.
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>> 11. The special meat presentation is being carved and served
>> cafeteria style. You are 2/3 of the way back in the line and when
>> they serve you it is just a bone.
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>> 10. Even Mapquest.com can't give half-assed directions to the site
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>> 9. Reservationcrat's phone number is disconnected
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>> 8. On the event schedule - doumbek drum-off at 2 a.m.
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>> 7. Weekend cost without feast is $20 (Oh, wait, that's a sign you're
>> at a Kingdom event)
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>> 6. Feast is being prepared by big, sweaty, hairy, shirtless guys
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>> 5. No fighting, but there's an embroidery tournament
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>> 4. Feast theme is "Lactose Intolerance in the Middle Ages"
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>> 3. Guy who gives you the clipboard at Troll insists on a kiss after
>> he reads you your license plate #
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>> 2. Earl Marshall makes you wear plastic bags over your shoes
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>> 1. Site token is a flea and tick collar
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>> through temporary periods of joy."
>> W. B. Yeats
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