[Sca-cooks] SCA Humor - OOP/OT?
Shoshanna at caergalen.org
Thu Feb 19 07:15:33 PST 2009
> I like the fact that it says "top 10" yet it gives you 13!
> On Thu, Feb 19, 2009 at 8:09 AM, Kathleen A Roberts <karobert at unm.edu>wrote:
>> this appeared on our kingdom list with no notation of origin. but some
>> were food related and pretty funny at that.
>> Top Ten Signs You're At A Bad Event (All true experiences!)
>> 13. As you enter the site, there is a ferocious fist fight going on.
>> It is between the autocrat and the head cook, both female.
>> 12. One hour after the bread and butter course is served, the kitchen
>> staff announces that everything else is burned. And...you can smell
>> 11. The special meat presentation is being carved and served
>> cafeteria style. You are 2/3 of the way back in the line and when
>> they serve you it is just a bone.
>> 10. Even Mapquest.com can't give half-assed directions to the site
>> 9. Reservationcrat's phone number is disconnected
>> 8. On the event schedule - doumbek drum-off at 2 a.m.
>> 7. Weekend cost without feast is $20 (Oh, wait, that's a sign you're
>> at a Kingdom event)
>> 6. Feast is being prepared by big, sweaty, hairy, shirtless guys
>> 5. No fighting, but there's an embroidery tournament
>> 4. Feast theme is "Lactose Intolerance in the Middle Ages"
>> 3. Guy who gives you the clipboard at Troll insists on a kiss after
>> he reads you your license plate #
>> 2. Earl Marshall makes you wear plastic bags over your shoes
>> 1. Site token is a flea and tick collar
>> "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy which sustained him
>> through temporary periods of joy."
>> W. B. Yeats
>> Kathleen Roberts
>> Coordinator of Freshman Admissions
>> University of New Mexico
>> Albuquerque, NM
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