[Sca-cooks] SCA Humor - OOP/OT?
susanrlin at gmail.com
Thu Feb 19 07:14:55 PST 2009
I like the fact that it says "top 10" yet it gives you 13!
On Thu, Feb 19, 2009 at 8:09 AM, Kathleen A Roberts <karobert at unm.edu>wrote:
> this appeared on our kingdom list with no notation of origin. but some
> were food related and pretty funny at that.
> Top Ten Signs You're At A Bad Event (All true experiences!)
> 13. As you enter the site, there is a ferocious fist fight going on.
> It is between the autocrat and the head cook, both female.
> 12. One hour after the bread and butter course is served, the kitchen
> staff announces that everything else is burned. And...you can smell
> 11. The special meat presentation is being carved and served
> cafeteria style. You are 2/3 of the way back in the line and when
> they serve you it is just a bone.
> 10. Even Mapquest.com can't give half-assed directions to the site
> 9. Reservationcrat's phone number is disconnected
> 8. On the event schedule - doumbek drum-off at 2 a.m.
> 7. Weekend cost without feast is $20 (Oh, wait, that's a sign you're
> at a Kingdom event)
> 6. Feast is being prepared by big, sweaty, hairy, shirtless guys
> 5. No fighting, but there's an embroidery tournament
> 4. Feast theme is "Lactose Intolerance in the Middle Ages"
> 3. Guy who gives you the clipboard at Troll insists on a kiss after
> he reads you your license plate #
> 2. Earl Marshall makes you wear plastic bags over your shoes
> 1. Site token is a flea and tick collar
> "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy which sustained him
> through temporary periods of joy."
> W. B. Yeats
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