[Sca-cooks] SCA Humor - OOP/OT?

Kathleen A Roberts karobert at unm.edu
Thu Feb 19 07:09:40 PST 2009

this appeared on our kingdom list with no notation of 
origin.  but some were food related and pretty funny at 


Top Ten Signs You're At A Bad Event (All true 

13. As you enter the site, there is a ferocious fist fight 
going on.
It is between the autocrat and the head cook, both female.

12. One hour after the bread and butter course is served, 
the kitchen
staff announces that everything else is burned. And...you 
can smell

11. The special meat presentation is being carved and 
cafeteria style. You are 2/3 of the way back in the line 
and when
they serve you it is just a bone.

10. Even Mapquest.com can't give half-assed directions to 
the site

9. Reservationcrat's phone number is disconnected

8. On the event schedule - doumbek drum-off at 2 a.m.

7. Weekend cost without feast is $20 (Oh, wait, that's a 
sign you're
at a Kingdom event)

6. Feast is being prepared by big, sweaty, hairy, 
shirtless guys

5. No fighting, but there's an embroidery tournament

4. Feast theme is "Lactose Intolerance in the Middle Ages"

3. Guy who gives you the clipboard at Troll insists on a 
kiss after
he reads you your license plate #

2. Earl Marshall makes you wear plastic bags over your 

1. Site token is a flea and tick collar

"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy which 
sustained him through temporary periods of joy."
W. B. Yeats
Kathleen Roberts
Coordinator of Freshman Admissions
University of New Mexico
Albuquerque, NM
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