[Sca-cooks] OOP: And another for the silly season: Diamondnd Shreddies

Phil Troy / G. Tacitus Adamantius adamantius1 at verizon.net
Wed Jul 29 11:48:10 PDT 2009

This was my discovery _after_ realizing that the definition of  
obsessive-compulsive disorder is re-cutting all the vegetables in an  
unacceptable order of take-out kung-pao shrimp...

For those of the "if-it-comes-from-an-English-speaking-country-that-is- 
not-the-United-States-Of-America-it-must-be-better" school, I submit:


Yes, folks, not only does this product not contain high-fructose corn  
syrup, but even their stupid advertising is stupider -- and compared  
to American advertising, that's saying a great deal! Either that, or  
this is an extremely subtle joke which I would applaud  
enthusiastically if I didn't think a lot of people would miss the  
point. Assuming there is one. But intentionally or not, it is very  

I didn't see a link or reference to it, but it is rumored that a plan  
is afoot to produce a Square And Diamond Shreddie Combo Pack,  
presumably for the fence-sitters on this tough issue.

I don't care; Quisp is cooler until you're about eight years old or  
female; otherwise Quake is the way to go.


"Most men worry about their own bellies, and other people's souls,  
when we all ought to worry about our own souls, and other people's  
			-- Rabbi Israel Salanter

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