[Sca-cooks] Fwd: Bulwer-Lytton 'winners'
Johnna Holloway
johnnae at mac.com
Wed Jul 27 08:22:41 PDT 2011
My husband was laughing his way through the 2011 winners last night.
The fantasy one is
pretty good too.
Winner: Fantasy
"Within the smoking ruins of Keister Castle, Princess Gwendolyn stared
in horror at the limp form of the loyal Centaur who died defending her
very honor; “You may force me to wed,” she cried at the leering and
victorious Goblin King, “but you’ll never be half the man he was.”
Johnnae
On Jul 27, 2011, at 9:45 AM, Sandra Kisner wrote:
> The winner in the Adventure category (we can question his "taste" in
> many ways...):
>
> "From the limbs of ancient live oaks moccasins hung like fat black
> sausages -- which are sometimes called boudin noir, black pudding or
> blood pudding, though why anyone would refer to a sausage as pudding
> is hard to understand and it is even more difficult to divine why a
> person would knowingly eat something made from dried blood in the
> first place -- but be that as it may, our tale is of voodoo and foul
> murder, not disgusting food."
>
> Sandra
>
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> Subject: Bulwer-Lytton 'winners' http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/2011.htm
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