[Sca-cooks] Fwd: Bulwer-Lytton 'winners'

[Johnna Holloway]

My husband was laughing his way through the 2011 winners last night.  
The fantasy one is
pretty good too.
Winner:  Fantasy

"Within the smoking ruins of Keister Castle, Princess Gwendolyn stared  
in horror at the limp form of the loyal Centaur who died defending her  
very honor; “You may force me to wed,” she cried at the leering and  
victorious Goblin King, “but you’ll never be half the man he was.”

Johnnae

On Jul 27, 2011, at 9:45 AM, Sandra Kisner wrote:

> The winner in the Adventure category (we can question his "taste" in  
> many ways...):
>
> "From the limbs of ancient live oaks moccasins hung like fat black  
> sausages -- which are sometimes called boudin noir, black pudding or  
> blood pudding, though why anyone would refer to a sausage as pudding  
> is hard to understand and it is even more difficult to divine why a  
> person would knowingly eat something made from dried blood in the  
> first place -- but be that as it may, our tale is of voodoo and foul  
> murder, not disgusting food."
>
> Sandra
>
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